I hope you guys like today's update as much as I did. I started having way too much fun writing Frank and Victor's banter. I'm sure it shows.

Next week things start to get weird again. As you of course had to suspect they had to, what with the bloody banner that's always in your face when you wind up on this website. Don't worry, I'm going above and beyond to lace the horror with the humor. 

Oh also, haha just realized right now...but the CHAPTER 2 FINALE IS NEXT WEEK.

Content warning for the finale: 

Without spoiling too much (though I'm sure you have a sneaking suspicion on where this is heading), Wednesday's update will contain blue cartoonish blood from a self-inflicted wound. It's not graphic, but the concept is potentially disturbing so keep that in mind. Friday's update won't be violent, but the concept is still, once again, potentially disturbing. 

So if that didn't scare you off:

New pages every Wednesday and Friday at midnight (PT)!

If you think any of this is funny, you should leave me a comment and let me know! I'm just laughing by myself in an empty room in the middle of the night.

Or you could perhaps talk about it on your preferred social media platform? Maybe like...twitter? Or perhaps, your instagram story? Obviously you don't have to. I'd just offer you my heart and soul if you did those things.

But even if you choose to read in silence, my analytics tell me that you're here. And I'm eternally grateful for all you anonymous readers out there.

As always, see you next week <3